What’s that noise coming from downstairs? Is it a monster?
What’s that noise coming from downstairs? Is it a monster?
March 6, 2012
Last night I was fastasleep zzzzzzzzzzz
when I HEARD a LOUD NOISE coming from downstairs.
I didn’t want to make a fuss. So I lay awake for a while thinking about what
the noise could be.
I waited for the noise to stop.
But it just got LOUDER.
I told myself the noise was probably:
- Mum or Dad cleaning up the kitchen.
- Delia sneaking around.
- Maybe it could be a mouse?
- Or a MASSIVE monster looking for something to EAT?
I decided that if I was going to get ANY sleep at all, I had to be brave and go and take a look for myself.
The noise was coming from the front room.
It sounded a bit like a MONSTER snuffling and growling.
So I crept downstairs and opened the door…slowly.

That’s when I discovered what a monster really looks like.
It was a terrible site.
It was a terrible site.
There was even slime dribbling out of it’s open mouth.
I took a quick photo with Mums phone,
so that EVERYONE could see what I had found.
Including DAD.

Who didn’t believe that he SNORED at all until I showed him the EVIDENCE
of him fast asleep in front of the TV.
of him fast asleep in front of the TV.
Here’s something else that snores.
But this little creature is a LOT cuter
than Dad and not scary at all.
than Dad and not scary at all.